[Locked] YUROP @lemm.ee zaphod @sopuli.xyz 1y ago

Good Morning, Bonjour, Buenos días, Buongiorno, Guten Morgen, Goedemorgen, Hyvää huomenta, Dzień dobry, Καλημέρα

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As an American, it was also my breakfast for years.

I don't miss smoking, but sometimes I do genuinely miss smoking, if that makes sense. Especially with coffee or tea. :/
- I feel ya. I quit smoking like a year ago and while I'm glad I did, I miss those cigarettes, when they just hit right.
  
  Yes! Exactly. Right in the back of the throat, that fullness in the chest, and the exhale that felt like you'd been holding your breath all day and you could finally breathe.
  
  I am glad I quit, though. Picked them up again a few months ago when I was beyond stressed and good God, they taste like rancid shit.
- Same, I haven't had a cigarette in 5+ years and still get cravings.
  
  My 80+ grandmother quit 60+ years ago and still gets cravings. I wish I'd never started and had the ability to quit but I'm not there yet.
Well, shit, that literally was my breakfast today, I guess I am a walking stereotype. I also like continental philosophy and am clinically depressed. Can I get even more European? Please give me advice.
- If you're Italian or want to cosplay as one, add a small pastry that was made with an entire bag of sugar.
  
  You also have to make the coffee cup like 10 times smaller
Breakfast of the champions... /s
- The premium version includes an aspirin.
  
  Premium VIP Version is with speed
Lecker
Go'morrn
- Goooo mörrron
  
  De' hä' va' Veyron i ottan, vemedejatjötarmee?
This photo makes me nostalgic for my 20s lol
Best laxative ever...
- I like my coffee so strong, it makes me want to shit just from smelling it.
Bon dia!
'morrege
Hawi
Moggel

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