196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone FGoo @sh.itjust.works 5mo ago

Bedbugs don't rule

A conversation between two people in YouTube comments.
Person 1: Bedbugs should be destroyed, all of them...
Person 2: (Reply to Person 1) start with yourself then

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Destroy Bedbug Rape Culture.

Male bedbugs have a sharp penis that they actually stab the female bedbugs carapace to inject the sperm. Female bedbugs often die from their wounds. This is referred to as Traumatic Insemination.

There you go, more reasons to hate bedbugs and to want to destroy all of them, forever. You're welcome, fuck these little beasts.
- What in tarnation
  
  That about sums it up, yup.
- Oh now i wanna work in pestucide sector.
I would sacrifice myself to rid the world of bedbugs
- You probably need to get in line, at least behind me because if anyone gets to get off this carnival ride from hell early it's me.
  
  Maybe you can do mosquitos?
- By sacrifice you mean painless death fuck yeah i'm in.
U never know when someone in the internet could actually be a bedbug

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