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I feel bad for people who have never licked a Himalayan Salt Lamp.
Yum.
Skin cells, dust mite shit and animal hairs.
Oh boy wait until you hear about breathing.
I find breathing to be better than not breathing.
Not licking the Himalayan salt lamp does not have the same effect.
Yeah but you can breath any time. This might be your last chance to lick that lamp EVER
It might be the last chance to try to insert the Himalayan salt lamp into your dick hole too.
But why would you do that
Like the old saying, anything is a sounding rod if you're not a pussy.
How old is this saying, really
At least two hours old.
5 hrs even
Smell is based mostly on particulate. Anything you inhale gets at least partly broken down and absorbed.
Thus, if you smell a fart, at least some small part of your body is metabolising someone else's shit.
If you smell a fart, the molecules in your nose once were in their ass hole.
Chances are really good that a star combined the atoms that make up the molecules and it went nova to spread them out.
Deep down I've always known this
Yeah licking random objects in your house is a little unsanitary.
Thanks SatansMagottyCumFart
Is Lemmy's version of /r/rimjob_steve up already?
Why does it never taste like salt?
And why do I keep trying?!?
I think you got a dud. It absolutely should taste salty