Ohio Begins Executing Random People In Hopes They’re Criminals
Ohio Begins Executing Random People In Hopes They’re Criminals
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Ohio Begins Executing Random People In Hopes They’re Criminals
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If we get even one criminal, it will have all been worth it.
Stray not from the path of righteousness, or the random arm of the law may crush you! Or not, you know, it’s unpredictable really.
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Nah, it's not going to be truly random. The lottery is fixed and only the poorest 30% are eligible.
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For some reason they all come from Cleveland
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Just legalize Purge Night.
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The Kyle Rittenhouse defense
Well, they're not entirely random in picking the people to execute.
Yeah, they pick out the easiest person to pin a crime on/extract a false confession from.