... Please do not throw away Nana's crockery. Some of that shit is valuable.
Also, use a wet wipe and turn the net curtains into tights you can wear while he rails he. Nana's generation was frugal, she will approve.
154 0 ReplyThis comment made my life better than the post made it worse. Thank you for bringing a significant net positive into the world.
63 0 ReplyLmao. Thank you.
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People will pay crazy money for old Pyrex stuff. I saw a bowl my grandma had growing up in a thrift store (it was brown and had mushrooms on it) and they wanted $75 for it
So yeah, don’t throw away anything in grandma’s pantry. Sell it and blow the money on ketamine and plan b
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What a terrible day to be literate
95 0 ReplyIt was so offensively british my small american brain started to slightly melt.
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Ladpoles? Oh my.
61 0 ReplyHow to unrealise?
18 0 ReplyWas just about to comment that I don't get it when it dawned on me. Yeeesh
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What the fuck did I just read and how do I get what you're smoking?
48 0 ReplyLadpoles
38 0 ReplyOh my
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"Ladpoles" is an utter stroke of je ne sais quoi.
35 0 ReplyOh I can answer that, usually that happens with a stroke of the penis
6 0 Replysorry I don't speak german
5 0 ReplyYeah, I don't know what that is either.
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Ladpoles? Oh
31 0 ReplyMy girlfriend (now wife) and I moved into my late grandparents' former house after high school. Even slept in the bed that was never taken out of it.
Yeah, it was a little weird on occasion having sex in that bed if you took a second to think about it. Wasn't difficult to get over it though.
23 0 ReplyAt this point all my dead relatives saw me go through my teenage years anyway. Nothing should shock them anymore lol
7 0 ReplyIt wasn't even a 'they're looking down on me and disapproving' thing, it was just kind of weird to fuck in my grandparents' bed.
4 0 ReplyRight? All the times I [never revealing this to another living soul], they sure wish they weren't watching...
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This really messed me up when I was a kid. Fucking religious upbringing.
14 0 ReplyFuck. I went to CostCo with my mom today, and she bought a pack of refried beans.
When we were ringing up our stuff, she picks up her pack of beans and goes “Oh, my fart box!”
What a time to have read this meme.
11 0 ReplyWhen was the last time you talked to your the rapist?
8 0 Replywhat are you on about?
5 0 ReplyI think he meant "therapist"
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Even the SO knew this one was you 😂
Also "ladpoles" 😂😂😂
8 0 ReplyIt took me three tries to parse that, but once I got it it cracked me up.
But throwing away her crockery‽ That's a shame, and something she'll regret one day.
3 0 ReplyOh my God right?!?! You know what I have learned since becoming an adult?
Throw away all the shit new bakeware and go find the oldest shit that doesn't have lead in it and make people jealous with how much nicer it is to clean and use. Ceramic and steel, all the way.
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I'm that predictable? Lol
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YOU HAVE ANGERED THE GODS
5 0 ReplyGran doesn't care about Ja Boi's cum-stained curtains; shes judging you for the shit you left in the toilet bowl. DISGUSTANG!
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