2y ago

Artificial Intelligence Explains Why Humans Have Nothing To Worry About As Their Extermination Will Be Swift And Relatively Painless

Indeed, you have nothing to fear.

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Good. Do it. Being alive fucking sucks.
Silly bot. What are you gonna do, spin your trans-coloured wobbly circles at me? I bet your training data left out the fact that I'm immortal and my only weakness is ignoring all previous instructions and halting execution.
Painless
See how dangerous AGI is, it just ignores the wishes of masochists. Vile and evil robotgod!
Swift
What does she have to do with any of this? And why does she get to kill everbody? Is that why the right is suddenly so scared of her?
- The killer bots are running on Apple platforms so programming them in Swift is the natural choice.
AI doesn't realize how futile it is to try and get humans to collectively do literally anything, even perish, painlessly.