Stairwell in an abandoned button factory.

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I can feel the slip and fall all the way down.
- Anyone else remember that bit from that eddie Murphy special about hit aunt falling down the stairs?
  
  You mean Aunt Bunny?
  
  She can't walk down a flight of stairs...
  
  But I bet she can climb the fuck out of a tree!
  
  I haven't heard that routine in 20 years at least, but I listened to that cassette tape for months on end.
- I broke my back just looking at it.
Hi. My name is Joe. And I work in a button factory.
- You know, for the last 15 years until now I always thought that song went butter factory, not button factory
- I've got a wife. And three kids.
  
  One day my boss comes up to me and says,
Looks like Grandma spilled her cookie tin.
I know you're not supposed to take anything when you're doing urbex, but I'd be extremely tempted to take some buttons
- I thought you were talking about drugs for a second.
  
  urbex = urban exploring and buttons = actual fucking buttons, for anyone else who is initially confused.
  
  speaking of drugs that place is trippy as hell
  
  Wait, wtf is a button, drug wise?
Now imagine if that was a Lego factory ... you'd NEED safety shoes with steel soles for that.
Very cute.

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