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NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works CDRMITTENS @sh.itjust.works

7mo ago

the Mistral SIMBAD system is peak noncredible, two Manpads taped together and manually operated

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Give 'em the one two 🥖🥖
- C'est la vie
Les CIWS lacks a certain… élan that Pierre brings to the table
- He's good for the esprit de corps.
  
  Honhon
- jenesaisquoi
Close in Weapon System system.
- Like the ATM machine
  
  Let me just enter my PIN number
FIRE ZE MISSILES!
- But I'm le tired ...
  
  ZEN TAKE UN NAP AND ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!
Spicy baguette launcher is peak NCD
simBAD indeed.
Vazi pierrot!
France, baise ouais!

Aux aaaaaarmes, citoyeeeens, formeeeeez vos battaillooooons...
- "France, kiss us?"
  
  It's a literal translation of "america, fuck yeah!"
  
  Translation programs can't make sense of it because it's a literal word-for-word translation, not an anologous one.
This guy is about to become the greatest French conqueror since Attila the Honhonhon.
Evil baguettes evil.

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