You may call me a monster but I know I'm not the only one
You know the kind of guy who does nothing but browse the internet and then wonders why his life sucks? One by one I’m gonna make up for all the grass I didn’t touch.
Aw yeah!
Yu-Ar-El? Is he Kryptonian?
Not nearly that classy
Valid acronym.
Still, I've gotten some looks
Probably because you're sexy 😉
What's that porn, URL? I'm feeling
If URL then I am Kira
You are El
Hey URL, go and fetch your friend JSON!
Makes perfect sense.