‘MORNING ON MARS’
‘MORNING ON MARS’
cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/9712238
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Quick reminder: you SPCA will tell you that a cat living 100% indoors will ensure Kitty and the surrounding bird population are happier for many years longer.
"He rarely goes out" is the worst setting.
Your car isn't somehow special either.
It used to be double. DOUBLE! now it's even worse.
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Doorknob… Parakeet… Spatula…!
Sorry. Couldn’t find the right words to respond to this, so… 🫣
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There are no birds on mars
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Damn cats got em all
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On Mars you wouldn't be able to have cabinets tall enough so that your cat can't jump on them
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The cabinet could be 20 feet tall and they'd still figure out how to get up there.
My parents have 4 cats and these ones are a lot different than all of the other cats we've had over the decades. My parents have a wall mounted cabinet where the bottom portion is about 5 feet off the ground and the top of it is about 8 feet off the ground. There's about 6-9" between the top and the ceiling, and various decorations up there.. The kitchen table is about a foot in front of it, at normal height, about 3-4 feet from the ground.
One day I noticed one of the cats was on top of the cabinet! That's a good 6 foot jump at a steep angle (100°, 110°? I suck at Trig) and she didn't move a single decoration!
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I wonder what the maximum size is of a celestial body which a cat could jump with escape velocity
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I got bored and was curious myself.
Assuming a cat can jump just over 2m (record is around 7' apparently) then you have a launch velocity of around 6.5m/s. Plugging this in as an escape velocity works out to around a 1-2km diameter asteroid. Not huge, but not bad for a small animal.
My error bars are quite large, so it's only an order of magnitude calculation.
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cats don't like doors
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Holy shit, is this the reason of "can't decide if want to be here or there, so I must scream", not the wish to be on the other side but the very door itself?
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*than here
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Well spotted. 😅
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Whoa NSFW!
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The blue titties are gold!
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Put it in a pressurized hamster bubble suit and send it out like a soccer ball.
Sent it off with one powerful friendship kick to start their epic survival adventure.
I never expected to read these words in that order. Well done.
where water and food are unavailable and the only thing that can help you is miles away and possibly sleeping
"friendship kick" - channel inner Messi