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Cartography Anarchy @lemm.ee meep_launcher @lemm.ee 5mo ago

States where a toddler can legally have a scotch on the rocks to take the edge off after a long day at daycare

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Key please
- Blue is on the rocks, grey is straight up
  
  Thank you!
Every time I see a map from this sub, I get monumentally confused for like 10 seconds like "wtf this can't possibly be true."

Every time.

This sub is the best.
- Oh boy do I have news for you
  
  I'll be dammed. The states shaded in blue allow underage drinking as long as you're in your own home and in the company of an adult.
  
  Makes it 10 times better
At home, right? Or is this a new profit opportunity for Hooters?
Maybe it should be more widely available, might prevent toddlers shooting people.
- That idea that alcohol makes people less violent... Where does it come from?
  
  The fact that it's not a stimulant.
  
  And toddlers have fuck all for tolerance, they're all lightweights. One drink and they just soil themselves.
Toddler from Kentucky: "What the hell is this shit, where's my bourbon?!"
Alcohol is the good drug.
I’ve lived in the US. Trust me, those toddlers need it.

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