"we had a driver who didn't immediately stop yesterday... He's dead now... But also let's put up a cute meme!"
133 0 ReplyDon't ignore the blue fluid or we will turn you into red fluid.
20 0 ReplyDAE ACAB?!?!
15 0 Replyunironically yes.
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Oh shit they killed the driver and made a meme??
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the cops are silly and harmless, let them into your home :3
102 0 ReplyFree $10 starbucks giftcard every 5 warrantless searches
43 0 ReplyDo they sent it to the widow by mail or they have to pick it up?
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You don't have to let them in.
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dunno... in an industry known for incompetence, youre going to make it a part of your marketing?
true to brand i spose
81 0 ReplyWhy do you think they used the blonde woman for the post? At least they have misogyny to call back on.
37 0 ReplyNah dumb blonde is universal, look at every surfer dude bro ever.
16 0 ReplyThe blonde thing fits.. the lid is still on.
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I accidentally added blue fluid to pink fluid when I refilled my car, now every time I change lanes my car goes into a gender reveal party mode.
62 0 ReplyCops are so fucking dumb. The cap is still on the bottle!
57 0 ReplyUhm ackshually the fluid transfers through osmosis. RTFM!
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all cops are bastards and inherently morons if they signed up to be the jackbooted thugs that they are
33 0 ReplyYes
But this is still funny
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Yeah the police are what I think of as the "weird" part of Portland.
24 0 ReplyPeeps, I hate law enforcement abuse and overstepping of legal boundaries too, but let's just laugh together for the five seconds while they're not trying to shoot our dogs, and maybe they'll catch on a bit? Lol
19 0 ReplyLol I like it.
11 0 ReplyOf course the blonde is adding it.
10 0 ReplyThey are pretty stupid, they forgot to open the lid.
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