Would get dropped off at a theme park as a kid, we didn't have money so we would eat mustard packs with lemon juice.
Bro what???
So tart you forget you're hungry.
Indeed, what in the absolute fuck?
Tell me more.
No joke, when I was a kid my grandma (who is gone from this Earth now) used to make me peanut butter and mustard sandwiches. She was raised on a plantation in Georgia, so I always used to wonder if it was a southerner thing.
This seems similar to the wild pursuit of novelty I find myself using as a strategy to shock myself out of less severe depressive episodes. Good times. Highly recommend taking a fencing class just for fun.
break and bend boring routines. tired of cleaning your room? try doing it without your hands, or blindfolded. tired of going to work? try it while slipping in a ridiculous word each day.
When life gives you lemons, make an unholy mustard concoction.
Coke rushing to make their next collab flavor...
Hot Dog Water Coke
I mean, ginger lemonade is a thing. Why not make garlic or mustard lemonade.
