Don’t do that. Don’t get my hopes up like that.
We should spread new elon death rumors and make what happened more and more embarrassing with each telling.
Edit: I love all of these already, lol
I vote for him pissing his pants, slipping in a pool of his own piss, and then falling and smashing his head against that sink he was carrying in that picture back when he bought Twitter.
Elon goes for a Sunday drive in his Space-Tesla, forgets oxygen.
Clearly incorrect as no one would be sad.
The founder of nothing
Do you find this helpful?
…yes.
This stuff is back again? A year or two ago FB and the like was littered with spammers posting fake news that some celeb or other had died or met some tragedy to get people to click it. This stuff is annoying as heck, there’s plenty of spammers, but for some reason this particular brand seems very ubiquitous.
It's because the sites refuse to police misinformation in any form. You want attention on that, you have to say something that someone in charge of that cares about. Falsely reporting their death is an easy, legal and fun way to make a content moderator or site owner or CEO pause and say "hey wait a minute"
Musk is not going to reflect on his actions. He'll scream, cry, and shid himself before banning them and posting a rant about lying liberals.
Yep he isnt dead, My source
It's not official until the is -> was brigade shows up.
His full name Elon Reeve Musk sounds really close to feeling Deez nuts.
Fully expected that link to just lead to a picture of an ass. Didn't expect there to be an article about one too.
Well, that's upsetting
His signature looks like a graffiti in Arabic.
Is he the founder of anything?
Yes. Zip2 (as the money), SpaceX (as the money), Neuralink (as the money and the evil), the Boring Company (as the money and con ringleader)
Not sure what Zip2 does but basically he funded 3 companies that are his selfish shit, trying to abandon a dying planet for Mars, Neuralink to upload his mind to evade death, and Boring company for his Hyperloop shit to help sabotage highway rail project to keep Teslas cars to be sold which is where most of (almost all) his money comes from
Investigators say they found Mr. Msuk face down in a bowl of SpaghettiOs.
Bet it was auto-erotic asphyxiation.
Let’s pour one out in memory of our favourite frogfaced overfiend.
Don't insult frogs like that!
He's my favorite zombie CEO and we're gonna ride dune buggies on mars because I said he was a cool dude on the 'net. We call it the 'net, me and Elon
Fuck elmo as always. 🖕
Is he really dead?
