capitalist rule #69420: have sex

Literally the opposite of this is true. Not having kids is one of the single best things you can do for the planet.

(Still want to raise a child? Adopt! There are so many kids out there looking for good homes and people who will love and care for them)

We could just let people with babies immigrate into the country easily instead of forcing people already here to have extra.

Oh wait that's not the right kind of baby? Weird.

OBEY

CONSUME

REPRODUCE

How will you pay for them? Figure it out, loser!

Elon musk is just firing more and more people. What he want these kids to be? Steve Jobless?

Pls refill workforce

No, we aren't paying you a living wage to make it feasible

Juck get fucked

I would like to ask that woman if she is pregnant right now. If not, call her a hypocrite

I feel like at this point you could just do the opposite of whatever old musky says and you'd be doing pretty alright for yourself.

decades of don't have kids if you can't afford them and now it's "have kids! They yearn for the mines!"

Is this some stupid religious marketing campaign

All you need to know is that Everylife, the company behind this campaign, is a diaper trading company that officially pushes Christianity and fights "companies that have promoted the weakening of men in American society" and that "are pushing anti-family, anti-American agendas".

This is such a fucked up combo of right-wing politics and diapers I can't even

https://everylife.com/pages/our-mission

Can't wait for my vasectomy next week

I literally can't take care of my own life well enough, how do you expect me to be a good parent? This is why I'm celibate.

Also, I feel like there's enough people in the world already. Why do you guys need more than 8 billion people?

Ah yes, Elon Musk, a very trustable source of wisdom

Make more workers!

capitalism requires constant population growth in order to sustain itself. The idea of unending exponential monetary growth cannot be sustained without unending population growth. for this reason every business, and every form of capitalism is doomed to eventual collapse. The only reason why it keeps going is because our fucking governments keep propping it up. this is why Elon musk's greatest fear is under population

Sure, cool. Make health insurance cover my IVF then.

Make more babies to be sacrificed to feed the Capital God

This is hilarious.

Musk first came into my view talking about how earth is overpopulated and we need to go to mars to survive.

they say have more babies then cheer as families drown in the rio grande

Ok, can you guarantee they will someday have a college education, housing, and Healthcare?

"NO! HAVE KIDS AND A SELECT FEW WILL WIN THE GENETIC LOTTERY AND BE ACCEPTED, THE REST CAN SUFFER."

Edit:

MKAE MORE WORKERS FOR US TO GRIND TO DUST

I'm sure what humanity needs is checks notes more humans, because we dont have enough problems .

i looked them up, this is a DIAPER AD

More of a white Christian nutcase thing than a capitalist thing specifically.

Hell no. I struggle with being responsible for my own life and you want me to be responsible for more lives?

I feel like Elon and has this one covered

Nope, I removed that option last January.

It's also one of the best ways to have a giiiaaant personal CO2 footprint (through your children, clever!), so get on it!

Make more little humans that destroy the planet even more and consume shit!

ah yes, bring new sapient life unwillingly into this dying world. give them no future to look forwards to

Maybe the decision to have children is highly personal and should be left up to individual people to decide, either way?

looks at sign.

Looks at woman holding it

"Alright, let's go."

I'm so glad that someone leaked that Roe v. Wade was getting overturned. I scheduled my sterilization and I'm so so happy. There is still a LONG waitlist to get sterilized.

No babies, no periods, no cramps, no mood swings, life is good. (Bilateral Salpingectomy and Endometrial Ablation are an awesome combo)

make more babies

How about, give us more money?

Isn't more babies the reason for the bad side of capitalism, homelessness, and other issues that many complain about on Lemmy?

We need more slaves and forgotten youth. /S

Best I can do is vehement antinatalism

Nah. Have fun on Mars with your space yachts by yourselves or whatever.

Abso-fucking-LUTELY not happening

Ok someone give me this lady's id I just wanna talk, just talk.. ಥ_ಥ

Oh yeah of course! I forgot I have an extra million dollars lying around waiting for me to spend it on a child

this is really funny but I can't think of why

edit: despite what lemmy wants it to be, it's probably got nothing to do with capitalism or communism or any other systems of government (beyond 'haha billboard tell us to have sex')

Nah fam. Not for me.

Making them is easy. Caring for them is a very different thing. If corpos want me to make them, they better pay up

Don't mind if I do.

Avoiding fertility tests is a crime

Remember guys. Make more babies. EVERY LIFE.

Unequivocally based

I mean, is there any surprise about Musk?