Janeway and Sisko are the second row, but Archer is just double nerd

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Pike: in the kitchen making snackies for the crew
- The "Boy Scout" and Numero Una
  
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This is so true. Kirk was a nerd that grew into being cool. Picard was a troublemaker that learned to become calm and collected.
- However, Data was always fully functional.
You have to admit, though, that Picard sorely lacked double axe-handle action.
- I have always loved this image. However, the double axe-handle is what they should have used there
Sisko built his own spaceship..by hand.
- If you notice how many times he says the word 'sprit' in that episode, it will annoy you any time you re-watch it.
- So did Archer.
Sisko is 2nd row except with a phaser rifle, smiling with Jem'Hadar blood splattered on his face.
And then there's Starfleet's greatest captain. He was the perfect student at the academy and got all the ladies.
And then obviously Taggart is top row to a T
River fucks but TOS was consistently horny and put Jim in the middle of it regularly.

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