Q-TIP DELEGATION: False Advice

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If we’re not supposed to stick them in there, why does doing so feel so damned good?
- To test young baptist couples.
  
  Me: "I consent."
  
  Q-Tip: "I consent."
  
  Jesus: "I don't."
  
  Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?
  
  Make sure there's enough room for Jesus between you and your girlfriend.
- It always makes me feel relaxed and sleepy for some reason
  
  Did momma clean your ears before bedtime?
- What, what are we talking about again?
So what the fuck are we supposed to used them for ?
- I mean, they asked.
- I love how specific that is.
  
  I have it around because I made a post with it, which inspired the whole Q-Tups thing. Can't remember if it was negativenull or ummmthatguy that drew inspiration from it and made something way better.

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