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Install the Linix operating system
Suspicious black van is parked outside my apartment and doesn't move
Black cashier at the grocer made weird hand gestures at me
Every second night at 8 PM a car will circle past my window and honk exactly 3 times
Every new month someone will leave a piece of litter in my mailbox
Start receiving silent calls from random numbers every time I do the laundry
Coworker talked to me about his dog in-person, next morning all youtube ads are about dog food and dog toys
Stopped by a burger stand one day on my way home, all my bookmarked blogs running google adsense start advertising McDonald's exclusively
My hotmail account is suddenly flooded with spam mails about alien abductions
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This is why I always put on my tinfoil hat before I start using Linux.
I am a tin foil itself, nothing would ever affect me.
I tried the suit for a while, but I got tired of shitting my pants.
Change your carbon monoxide detector batteries
You should have installed Limux instead!
nice pfp...
btw op is not paranoid. they r out to get all of us
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[Image of a feminine anime character with very pale red hair, pink eyes, blush under the eyes, and an open mouth.]
Install the Linix operating system
Suspicious black van is parked outside my apartment and doesn't move
Black cashier at the grocer made weird hand gestures at me
Every second night at 8 PM a car will circle past my window and honk exactly 3 times
Every new month someone will leave a piece of litter in my mailbox
Start receiving silent calls from random numbers every time I do the laundry
Coworker talked to me about his dog in-person, next morning all youtube ads are about dog food and dog toys
Stopped by a burger stand one day on my way home, all my bookmarked blogs running google adsense start advertising McDonald's exclusively
My hotmail account is suddenly flooded with spam mails about alien abductions
I am a human who transcribes posts to improve accessibility on Lemmy. Transcriptions help people who use screen readers or other assistive technology to use the site. For more information, see here.
Good human