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Anonymous
[Image of a feminine anime character with very pale red hair, pink eyes, blush under the eyes, and an open mouth.]
>Install the Linix operating system
>Suspicious black van is parked outside my apartment and doesn't move
>Black cashier at the grocer made weird hand gestures at me
>Every second night at 8 PM a car will circle past my window and honk exactly 3 times
>Every new month someone will leave a piece of litter in my mailbox
>Start receiving silent calls from random numbers every time I do the laundry
>Coworker talked to me about his dog in-person, next morning all youtube ads are about dog food and dog toys
>Stopped by a burger stand one day on my way home, all my bookmarked blogs running google adsense start advertising McDonald's exclusively
>My hotmail account is suddenly flooded with spam mails about alien abductions
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Good human
This is why I always put on my tinfoil hat before I start using Linux.
Change your carbon monoxide detector batteries
You should have installed Limux instead!
nice pfp...
btw op is not paranoid. they r out to get all of us
They're gangstalking him
yep.
Relatable.
Welcome to the reality my boy.
