Idk man... Guns are kinda phallic... Wouldn't it be gay to make one shoot??
72 0 ReplyYou think it would be gay to make the long, hard, round, rod discharge all over the place?
35 0 ReplyPossibly
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Depends if it’s your gun or someone else’s.
10 0 ReplyTrue wisdom.
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Not if you have socks on
10 0 ReplyOh damn, I forgot to wear socks today... ;)
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Have we tried pushing this message and seeing if it helps the mass shootings?
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Say there Sherif, thats some BIG IRON down there on your hip.
16 0 ReplyImagine finding a hobby that didn't involve deadly weapons. Maybe one where you get a little exercise or create something useful or beautiful. Ever tried knitting? It's more bad ass than pointing and pulling triggers.
16 0 ReplyImagine getting this judgmental over a shitpost
29 0 Reply🇺🇸 No. 🇺🇲
23 0 ReplyImagine finding a hobby that didn’t involve deadly weapons. [...]Ever tried knitting?
Uhhh... about those sharp pointy sticks.
21 0 ReplyAnything can be a weapon, but some things are more efficient at killing than others.
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Absolutely not 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
18 0 Replyput the needle down you fucking junkie
17 0 ReplyI am anti-gun too but this is a fucking shitpost. Calm down
16 0 Replyif guns were a thing in Ireland that would totally be one of my hobbies, I find them quite cool from an engineering pov and shooting things is probably quite fun too.
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Whichever way you frame it, it has the same result.
Both guns you grip firmly and stuff comes shooting out the end.
12 0 ReplyThat is a gorgeous shotgun. All I got...
11 0 ReplyI want it in my mouth uwu
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I been thinking about gettin a gun for my boat. I think I found it :D
4 0 ReplyYou know what they say are the two happiest days of a boat-owners life, right? The day they buy a gun and a boat, and the day they have to shoot their boat.
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Guise, I figured it out. Semi-automatic guns work a lot like vibrators which is why they can fire from the hip and that rubs their dick/clits while firing off a round. Think about it. This gun craze is actually a fixation on jerking off.
11 0 ReplySometimes I just sit there and give it my hands for my own pleasure. Did you ever consider that? It's a dynamic you wouldn't understand.
11 0 ReplyWith how horny some folks are for their gun, I'm not sure, everyone feels the same about the handjobs...
8 0 ReplyThat joke in R&M is so good.
beth cocks shotgun and jerry goes
I wish that shotgun was my penis
And so beth goes "then I want to be ernest hemingway", so good
7 0 ReplyJerkin them off is part of the fun. I can fire my revolver with my dinklefritz
4 0 ReplyFor some reason Semi Automatic blah blah blah started playing in my mind
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