I would pay good money to read a story exploring the effects of The Ring when held in nature's pocket.
Invisibility for the wearer? More like invagibility amirite?
Frodo could have keister'd it and simply walked to Mordor.
One does not simply waddle uncomfortably into Mordor.
Pretty sure it's this: https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/articles/24157-vaginal-ring
Awesome invention btw! Pretty much birth control pills and IUDs combined into one easy to self insert package.
So add "preventing unwanted pregnancies" to the list of powers the one ring can provide you, thanks Sauron!
That's more "bearing" it, as in: barely able to. Though, the current possessor is called the Ringbearer, so...
AI is fucking awful but it does lead to some pretty hilarious moments.
Better if it was The One Cock Ring... amirite
Do you wear a Dixie cup?
