Does this count as wearing it though?

I would pay good money to read a story exploring the effects of The Ring when held in nature's pocket.

Invisibility for the wearer? More like invagibility amirite?

Pretty sure it's this: https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/articles/24157-vaginal-ring

Awesome invention btw! Pretty much birth control pills and IUDs combined into one easy to self insert package.

So add "preventing unwanted pregnancies" to the list of powers the one ring can provide you, thanks Sauron!

That's more "bearing" it, as in: barely able to. Though, the current possessor is called the Ringbearer, so...

AI is fucking awful but it does lead to some pretty hilarious moments.

Better if it was The One Cock Ring... amirite

Do you wear a Dixie cup?