Someone has been appointed as princess

Listen, strange birds alighting on keys is no basis is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical avian ceremony!

Ugh, now you have to randomly burst into song.

A Black-capped Chickadee! Nice.

Could be a Carolina Chickadee depending on location.
- 100%. We got one of those AI camera bird feeders, and it mixes them up even though it knows where it physically is. There is very little overlap in range, but I'm sure climate change is changing that also.
- Thanks for the info! Learned something new today.
I do love a bird that yells its own name
- 🎶 "Chicka-dee-dee-dee"! 🎶 😃
- When you think about it, the idea of Pokémon saying their own name isn't actually that unrealistic: a lot of animals are named after the sound they make. Peewees, warblers, howler monkeys, kookaburras, hummingbirds, and I believe the ancient Egyptian word for "cat" is "mau".
- They really are irl pokemon

Yes and the princess is resting on your keys so better not to disturb her.

What are the odds of a bird landing on your keys on a day when your nails are in perfect order are unbelievable

Perfect order? They're like weirdly grown out and freaky looking. And no one would stage a photo with that dirty porch with random filthy carpet cuts as the backdrop.

True princess photo.
- No it holds up. It's like cinderella or snow white at the beginning of the movie, where she's poor and wearing rags but has animal friends.
- Oh I see it now. I'm just not used to them ever growing out before getting chipped or ruined somehow
- Grown out? They look like they're glue on nails.
Are you implying OP and the chickadee are in cahoots?
- I'm just saying there are legitimate questions here and the people deserve to know the truth

Chickadees are suprisingly friendly - or maybe just stupid. It takes almost nothing to get them acclimated enough to you to land on you. I used to feed them sunflower seeds out of my hand.