What are the words you know or use for the toilet and the activities you associate with it?
What are the words you know or use for the toilet and the activities you associate with it?
The throne, John, "sitting down", "dropping cargo" are rather harmless examples. I have marked this NSFW as a precaution. 🫣
Do your best and your worst.
I read a while back at the other site that we've all flocked away from. This person's first language was clearly not English, though I have no idea what it was.
Anyway, he direct translated what is commonly said in his language and I found it hilarious.
Drum roll please...
"I needed to empty my ass".
12 0 ReplyI'm my local dialect of Arabic we say some hilarious expressions for peeing including:
I'm going to fly some water (like flying a kite)
I'm answering nature's call
I'm paying the judge.My favorite term for pooping in nature when we go hiking was:
Planting a mine
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Not really an answer to the question, but does anyone else think that the phrases "take a shit" and "give a shit" seem swapped? You say you're gonna take a shit when you are giving one to the toilet, and you say you don't give a shit when you are unwilling to take shit.
8 0 ReplyTaking a dump
Dropping a deuce
Drop a bomb (blow up this bathroom)
On the throne
Number two
Pinch a loaf
7 0 ReplyLaying a fudge dragon, Dropping the kids off at the pool
6 0 ReplyRelease the kraken
6 0 ReplyPooping station
5 0 ReplyAn old timey one I heard was 'I need to see a man about a horse' and one I've actually heard people use was 'I need to drop the kids off at the pool.'
5 0 ReplyI'll be in my office downloading some files.
4 0 ReplyLeave a deposit, drop the kids off at the pool.
4 0 ReplyDrop the Browns off at the Super Bowl, drop a duece, “are you gonna take a [first name] and wipe your [last name]?”
3 0 ReplyGrowing a tail.
Backing one out.
Laying some deep sea cable.
Taking an Edgar/Bradley/Travis (Britt/Pitt/Tritt)
Snapping one off.
Pinching off a loaf.
Giving birth to a project manager.
2 0 ReplyDropping the kids off at a pool
Committing a war crime
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AGB .. After Grog Bog. That poo you do the next day after a night on the turps and once you do this, you feel so much more human.
2 0 Reply"Practicing the tuba" is my go-to with peers, but if I need to be delicate I might say someone "had to step into another room for a minute". To my family, I say "I'm going to sit down upstairs for a little while" and they know what I mean.
2 0 Reply"delivery report"
2 0 ReplyPosting on reddit
2 0 ReplyAfter the Lies of P trailer, I say I have to "activate my P organ"
1 0 ReplyThe throne is a frequent one.
Also releasing torpedoes, and Talking to God
1 0 ReplyTaking a crap (crappers were common toilets back in the day, I actually used a crapper toilet recently, that was a day to remember)
Us Brits offten call the toilet 'the bog'
Doing a poo is the most frequent in my house.
1 0 ReplySending a memo to the CEO, if it’s a work poo
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