I've recently been trying out living vegan, mostly on the basis of "Why not?". I'm lactose-intolerant anyways and supermarkets have plenty vegan foods around here.
Problem is, when I say "recently", I actually mean multiple years ago and I'm at the point where randomly eating non-vegan food can throw my body into unforeseen consequences, so I avoid it nonetheless.
Well, my parents came to visit this week and we went to this bakery place, which also has options for lunch.
Last time we were there, I ate a bun with a salad without the dressing, because they didn't have just vinegar+oil dressing.Which is a sorry excuse for a lunch, but the best they have, so this time, I went to order the same. But then the lady behind the counter told me that they didn't have salads today, and asked whether I want something else instead.
So, I evaluated my options – sorry, not plural – there was only one option: I guess, I'll have another bun with my bun.Fucking hell.
Like, I kind of don't care. I went home afterwards and cooked myself much nicer food than my parents got.
But just the look from that lady, as I basically told her, I literally do not want any of the other foods you have in stock. I'd rather eat two dry buns, even though I just wanted a salad.So, yeah, I wish just some fucking iceberg lettuce on bread was always an option.
Why not just get a bakery item instead?
I'm not sure, what you mean. I did get a bakery item with my second bun.
Well, I had to simplify a lot, because English has no word for the Laugenstange:
It's basically a very long lye bun. Or a pretzel shaped like a half-sized baguette.
It's one of the least dry bakery items there is, but it's still very doughy and kind of does the opposite to your digestion than a salad...
That'll be $32, please.
Missed opportunity to have it be an onion
It do be like that fr
where's the lie
Just lettuce have nice food 😫
At least it’s not a honeymoon salad. That’s just lettuce alone.
Mate, that's the onion.
No, that's lettuce.
I think, they're saying the satire hits a little too close to home...
