Sorry lemmings, I’m already like a lurker to someone else

Purple shirt that reads:

Sorry Ladies
I’m already like
a brother to
someone else

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I hope that shirt is ironic lol
- It might make me cringey, but I would have worn that, I think it's funny.
  
  I'd also never wear it on a date, hanging out with a new relstionship, or around someone I'm actually interested in.
  
  So, if fate would have you encounter the lady you'd be instantly interested in and you happen to be wearing this shirt... You'd be shirtless in a blink?
I bet a haircut would help with that predicament
- Good god I hope I never go bald on top. I hate haircuts so I just let it go, let it go…
  
  I told my wife that if I ever go bald on top, I'm just shaving it all. Not that I have anything against other people with that style (ie, my entire paternity), but it ain't for me.
I appreciate he's reading a book.
Something, something name checks out.

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