xkcd #2876: Range Safety
xkcd #2876: Range Safety
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The Range Mischief Officer has modified the trajectory to add a single random spin somewhere in the flight, but won't tell us where.
I have a coworker who used to work on safty critical systems. On every system, she would write a report on what they would have to do to kill someone with it.
Remember folks, the range danger officer is a very important position. If he ever tells you to do what you are about to do then be sure to: pause; think about what you are about to do; do not do it.
You should launch it towards the foot of the storm... the Thunderfoot... no, that's not intense enough... the Thunderf00t.
Quality reference!
This feels almost like a Bob Newhart bit.
That is clearly the image of a glorious Starship. :::adjusts backpack covered with Falcon Heavy meme stickers:::
Getting a little ranger danger from that guy.
The angered Danger Range Ranger felt like “stranger danger”.
Is that in reference to the recent Chinese crash?
what crash?
I assume they're reffering to the fact that China dumps spent rocket stages over land and one recently landed in a relatively populated area.