2y ago

The new hire pulls up in this ride

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I'll take this person over the jackass with "Three Percent" crap, Punisher skulls, hoplite helmets, Moron Labe, or any of the other crazy gun culture stuff that shows up on trucks usually. The worst this driver is likely to do is try to inject anime into every conversation.
- I’ll pass on both.
  
  They're the same picture
- The only one of these I recognize by name is "Punisher skulls", but I bet the others would look familiar if I saw them.
  
  Hoplite helmets are an ancient greek style of combat helmet.
  And the 'Moron Labe' is a (intentional?) misspelling of "Molon Labe" (ancient greek) which roughly translates to "Come and take them".
  All part of their persecution fetish.
- inject anime r34
  ftfy
Not gonna worry if the new guy has weeb shit on his rig. He is most likely not a bad person, unlike the guy using a joker pfp.
- Now, the guy with the Hisoka pfp... Hide your kids, hide your wife.
- Probably best to cover your drinks around him.
  
  The guy with the joker pfp? Yeah sure, smart move.
- Rei is a lot chestier than I remembered.
- Just do yourself a favor and do not watch "End of Evangelion". Shit is traumatizing in so many ways. I've removed it from my head-canon.
It's called taste. Look it up.
Why they gave rei such big gonzonolongabongas
Coming from the person who has a clown as their social media icon…
aren't most of those characters depictions of children?
- ...I assume no, but since you brought it up, hello I'm Chris Hansen, how about you have a seat and explain to me how you came to that conclusion...
  
  They are, dumbass. They're the leading ladies of Neon Genesis, two of them are teenagers.
  The one on the right is an adult that sexually molests the underage MC but I'm not sure who the one on the left is.
  If it's an anime girl and it's not explicitly an adult you should just assume she's 15 at best.
- Rei and Asuka were supposed to be thirteen in the original series.
  
  You point out its cringe because its anime.
  I point out its cringe because they are underage.
  We are technically the same.
Looks like someone is man enough to decorate his truck the way they want it, instead of what peer pressure would dictate.
They say if you have a song in your heart you should just sing it 🤣
- can't stop the signal
The word you're looking for is 'itasha'
- ah yes, the 'cringemobile'
A virgin
- Nah, it’s a pickup truck.
Between this guy's crocs, his hot tuna shirt and that pussy wagon...he's pulling in crazy numbers of dating game girls
Must be an Air Force separatee.
gonna be fun looking out that back seat window
wind on your hair
X has apparently banned this ahole.

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