You eat their little farts trapped in the dough, you know that?
You are disgusting.
That ain't the only farts I'm eating, honey
Hey, don't kinkshame us!
Your either a smart fella or live long enough to become a fart sniffa
Noo it's fart smella how could you not get that right
Dutch oven sandwich in every bite
Beer’s similar: Give beer sugars, the yeast generates poison to try and prevent other microorganisms from surviving and eventually the yeast poisons its own environment enough that it can no longer continue living.
Then we drink their poison on purpose, as if in mockery
Love that poop water
Is there any reason why yeast does that or it is just a random fact?
It's even worse when you bake sourdough. I've been cultivating that yeast colony, caring for it, loving it. It thinks I care, but it's only being prepared for slaughter.
sourdough
yeast colony
Bacterial colony, no?
Also, you kill only half of them each time. For the sourdough starter, it's like a Thanos-snap coin-flip everytime you bake bread. The bacteria in your current sourdough starter come from a long line of statistically lucky ancestors.
I suppose that's kind of true for all of us, though...
Bacterial colony, no?
It's both yeast and bacteria.
Yeast for the yeast god
Loaves for the bread throne
Reminds me of the old one with fried chicken: let me bathe you in your dead child.
Oyakodon: "parent-and-child donburi"
That's like, yenocide.
Guess I'm an anti-yeastite!
Well, I'm disgusted. Good job.
I'm just hungry.
Thats some high quality shit here.
Understood from that post even more than from my biology class.
Women after a yeast infection: "Time for some bread, motherfuckers".
Share a thought for all the genetically engineered bacteria strains that produce essencial products to maintain our colective civilization.
What's wrong with that? The yeasts are being baked after all...
This comment section is better than the post itself.
Bread is murder.
Big ass lussekatter!
