Lifted truck rolling coal is 100% an asshole.
NL here: Imported American trucks. You do not need a car that costs €5000/month in fuel alone that you cannot use practically in any way that a van, a regular car or even a bakfiets could do more cost-effectively. The only people who go through the effort to get such a vehicle are compensating for something, and a Dodge Ram in The Netherlands is only useful for dick measuring, and the most significant thing it'll ever move is the owner's fragile ego.
Oversized trucks and new BMWs. Every fucking time...
If it has a punisher sticker it's an asshole
Tesla.
Dodge Ram
Yeah...Pretty much. That and giant pickup trucks.
This may just be confirmation bias but it seems like the majority of cars that pull out in front of me forcing me to break when they could have just waited 2 seconds for me to pass seem to be pickup trucks. Bonus points with last weeks one to do that which was also 1) driven by an elderly couple 2) swerveing all over the road, 3) driving 5 miles below speed limit, 4) had unsecured items in the back.
They do make mini-trucks which are much better for fuel mileage while having the benefits of a work truck, but like you said these people aren't buying them with fuel mileage or practicality in mind.
Aside cop cars (and we have like 4 different departments of cops, one worse than the other) the worse of all are cars/motorcycles that produce satanic 100+decibel sounds, literally they should be illegal.
Teslas, for sure. And Subaru drivers aren't necessarily assholes, but they seem to always be in my way.
In Germany every asshole drives an BMW, but not every BMW driver is an asshole. It's a German brand so they much cheaper than in America because there are no import costs. Yes, they still are substantially more expensive than a VW but there are much more a car every other German drives than something special. If we only talk about the higher end models - sure.
Teslas 😼
Dodge Ram
Ford Mustang. Literally never been near one on the road that wasn't revving the engine, tailgating people, and driving like a maniac.
Seriously tho in the US you gotta always assume the cop is trigger happy because if you don't your ass is gonna get turned into lead flavored swiss cheese.
Pickup trucks, SUVs and motorcycles.
As well as cars with loud mufflers.
BMW
Any one using a light bar or super bright off road lights on the road. They obviously don't care about others. I know you want a car model but every time I see this I wish a cop would/ could take action.
VW Golf GTI
(in Germany)
BMW
Just sent this to my cop friend. A little burnt, he did find it funny.
Tesla...
Audi
Tesla, Hummer, any huge truck.
Tesla
In Australia it's ute (pickup) drivers. If it's a faded mustard colour it's an ancient farmer driving 30 km/h below the speed limit in a no-overtaking area. If it's bright red it's the farmer's grandchild driving at 30 km/h above the speed limit as he* overtakes you in a no-overtaking area.
*It's always a he.
White Vans
Doesnt matter, anyone can be an asshole
- tow trucks
- pickup trucks with nothing in the bed
- sedans/SUVs that only upper class can afford
Pickup truck with a spoiler in the back, not the purpose of a truck, if it can't be useful, what's the point (yes there's a few in my area)?
Porsche Cayenne
Midsized Audi sedans. These always seem to be following me too close.
Modded exhaust, for the pampered teenager who lives their life a quarter mile at a time.
Would have said BMW until I bought one (don't judge me, my wife has a neck problem and it has transformed her life).
Now I will say Peugeot because it has no redeeming feature, but is still not cheap. Clearly bought by someone with money, but who has no idea what they are doing.
2edgy4me
Giant white SUV.
the real answer is always oppressor mk2
Tesla, Ford F-150
Usually a Prius but I'm also convinced that the speedometer in a Prius says it's going at least 10 mph faster than they are actually traveling.
Tesla Nissan Altima Anything w/ modded exhaust Excursions/Expedition/Armadas Anything with political bumper stickers
Not sure why but people in VW Atlas' always seem to drive like assholes.
In Thailand the list consists of:
- Toyota Fortuner
- Ford Ranger
- "All New" Isuzu D-Max (LPT: If you are here and pick up a girl and her profile says แม่น้องออนิว "Ornew's Mom" or that kind of shit, GTFO!)
- Any MG
- Ora Good Cat
- Basically any other GWM/Chinese EV
- Police plate or Army plate cars (the plate has a police shield emblem or army chakra emblem).
- Any car that has วัดท่าไม้ sticker (probably from a temple known for asshole patrons).
- Any car that has คณะเรา sticker (surely the driver is an alum at a specific school known for its extremely tight knit alum system and they are willing to use their status or connections unlawfully to get out of trouble).
Mine.
Toyota Prius, in the fast lane, going up a grade…
Any vehicle with the gold trim detailing. Always an asshole.
Maybe it's just my area but if I see a 350z it's straight piped and being driven like they learned in GTA
OP's mom's car for sure.
my car
A rusted dodge Durango. I'm not saying all owners of this vehicle are assholes, but a lot of assholes drive this car.
Taxi
Boy I just assumed someone else or many people would have said this already and I would just comment on their comment agreeing but around where im from 100% Lexus is the car choice of the american asshole.
Ford Flex drivers seem unaware that other people use the road
Tailgating, shouting, honking and giving the middle finger is usually a good giveaway. When it comes to the type or brand of vehicle it's impossible to say because each is driven by an individual.
A shitty old Saturn
Honestly, one of the nicest guys I have ever known is a retired copper.
He joined up in the 60s as a smelly hippy (his words) to "bring the system down from the inside". Very quickly discovered he could change peoples' lives for the better and retired 45 years later having considered his career a success.
He estimated that 4/5 were like him, but the rest are tossers (again, his words).
20+ years old riced Honda Civic.
Ram.
What's the assumption here? Am assumption means there are insufficient known facts to assert the truth.
Mind you tell me what is your car?
Wait till they start giving cops Teslas. Double whammy assholery in the streets.
Ha
A mothertr*cking Green Sabre
This thread is fucking cringe. Get over yourselves.
Lexus cars. Every time some terrible driving is happening around me, it is one of them. I literally cannot count how many times I've almost been hit by one of them not stop at streetlights or stop signs or not slowing down for the pedestrian (me!) in the crosswalk. That commercial where the lexus driver drives over the man's papers just solidified what sort of asshole drives those cars.
I didn't see it mentioned so I'll say it: Smart. Where I live, they behave like they are riding a bicycle.
Bicycle.
Yesterday while driving on a two lane road with a bike lane there were two people on bikes. What appeared to be a man and a woman in full brightly colored garb and helmets. Both were weaving in the bike lane and/or riding on the dividing line between the bike lane and the road. At one point, as a few cars were approaching them from behind, one of them whips over into the center of the road for no reason other than to block traffic thereby forcing the overtaking cars into the oncoming traffic lane. There was no obstruction on the bike lane. The other rider proceeded with weaving about unpredictably. She simply couldn't stand the idea of someone safely passing them and forced an unsafe condition for everyone involved....
Can't Understand Normal Thinking.
I pray that every bike she every rides has a slow leak in both tires no matter how often it is patched or replaced. The more time she spends off the road pumping up the tires, the less time she is endangering herself and others.
Rarely is someone on a bicycle and not an asshole!
I’d say those extended cab pickup trucks with those big smokestacks, they’re literally made that way to blow smoke in people’s faces, pollute the environment.
Sweeping generalizations and stereotyping is juvenile, small minded and very much a part of the problem.
