Jewish Christmas Rule

If there’s a sizeable Jewish population, or probably non-Christian population, I bet they open on Mondays.

Depends on the size of the town, I suppose. I'm getting Chinese food tonight.

My local is typically closed on Mondays, but opened today.

This is extra entertaining because I doubt many people here know of MJF or his catchphrase, so without context you probably just seem nuts

He's my scum bag!

DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!