It's a Christmas miracle, but police urge Aussies to ignore bags of cocaine washing up on beaches between Sydney and Newcastle

Aussies are getting a white Christmas, nice.

LET IT SNOW LET IT SNOW LET IT SNOW!

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas

The cops should ignore them as well

Sydney and Newcastle see record numbers of beachgoers this Christmas.

Who says there can't be Christmas snow in Australia?

Barnacle-covered

I wonder how long they've been down there, and if there's some cartel in Mexico that sees this article and laughs because it's one of theirs that was lost off the coast of California 12 years ago.

Oop. Maybe Javier was telling the truth, and we shouldn't have brutally murdered his family. Oh well.

“All parcels have been sent for further examination,” police said.

Further examination. Sure.

Please don't disturb the cocaine bags. They only come ashore once every twelve years to breed. Preserve the beauty of nature.

Fuck yeah, dropping on the beach boys!

go for it go for it go
https://vid.priv.au/watch?v=9n40S4DY914

[Chorus: OJ da Juiceman] Quarter brick, half a brick, whole brick, ayy Quarter pound, half a pound, whole pound, okay

Get to trapping, Aussies. Make sure you test that shit first (if buying test kits is legal in your country)