I can slap people over TCP/IP
26 0 ReplyI can feel the same emotions as others and am able to communicate without any misunderstandings.
21 0 ReplyPhotographic memory!
17 0 ReplyAds are blocked for me in real life. Billboards, posters, tv-commercials, all gone!
17 0 ReplyI instantly know the answer to ANY question
17 0 ReplySummon lobsters at will.
14 0 ReplyI can jump 10x my own height and can stick to walls
13 0 ReplyAll my bodily functions smells nice, sort of perfume-like.
12 0 ReplyI can make my dad come back from getting the milk
11 0 ReplyI can materialize any technology I want, whether it is possible or not.
9 0 ReplyMosquitos that drink my blood instantly die
8 0 ReplySeeds i plant always grow to the full size plant in a day.
8 0 ReplyDoes obtaining the financial security of the average adult American in the 1980s count as a superpower? Home ownership on near-minimum wage does seem pretty fantastical.
8 0 Replyi get the superpower of getting to move through solid objects
7 0 ReplyI can talk to animals
7 0 ReplyI have a set of mental buttons i can press which lets me instantly fix some common flaws of being a human:
- fall asleep
- stop humming a song stuck in my head
- stop feeling light headaches
- postpone hunger for 3 hours
- shut of tinnitus
- make the itching stop
6 0 ReplyI can undo and retry fumbled social interactions.
6 0 ReplyI can see dead people
6 0 ReplyTelekinesis with no mass limit.
3 0 ReplyI can find any lost object.
3 0 Replyi'm able to socialize effectively
3 0 ReplyI can stop, start, slow down, and speed up time.
2 0 ReplyI can learn information & skills extremely quickly, and I get to choose what I hyperlearn and what I regular learn (for example, I can basically flip through the DSM 5 and memorize everything, or watch a tutorial on 2x skill and nail it first try)
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