You don't actually have to assemble these things

And should the need arise, you can re-sell it for more, because it has never been opened and is thus brand new. Stånks.

Punchline in the title. Always a favorite of mine.

I assemble 1 and keep the box

2 night stands for the price of 1

Daniel? What is this, the British answer to Ikea?

What about the storage

Now this is what I call thinking outside the box

In some rooms, the box even fits better!

While this works with so many things, my personal advice is to not do this with a crib.