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Medieval 'curse tablet' summoning Satan discovered at the bottom of a latrine in Germany

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Medieval 'curse tablet' summoning Satan discovered at the bottom of a latrine in Germany

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2y ago

Medieval 'curse tablet' summoning Satan discovered at the bottom of a latrine in Germany

www.livescience.com /archaeology/medieval-curse-tablet-summoning-the-devil-discovered-at-the-bottom-of-a-latrine-in-germany

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Who had German poop demon in the apocalypse bingo?
- Das poopenschpectre! Nein!!
  
  It's "das Scheißegespenst"!
  Although "der Scheißedämon" would be more fitting I think.
  
  bruh you can't type out something that fucking hilarious I almost choked on my popsicle
- Are we getting a Dogma 2?
  
  We got a Clerks 3 and Jay and Silent Bob 2, so why not?
  Hopefully it doesn't tear Scott Mosier's soul apart like the first one, though.
  
  I would fucking love this!
I just love that modern archaeologists are literally digging through ancient human excrement to learn about how we used to be.
- And I love that they find funny ways in which we've always been human, like the penis graffiti in Pompeii.
- We use it to fuel our power grids too! At a certain point everything just becomes biomass 😅
  
  Ancient satan poop tablets are powering the electric grid!?
Shitty summoning.
that's one way to get a hell of a rimjob
Lord of the flies (Baal-Zebub/Beelzebub) says hi.
That explains a lot about this song from Knorkator (German only): https://youtu.be/E_0rkQIufu8?si=AQsNUkK05_97HtE6
- Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
  https://piped.video/E_0rkQIufu8?si=AQsNUkK05_97HtE6
  Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
  I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
In diesem Häusl wohnt ein Geist,
der jedem, der zu lange scheißt,
von hinten in die Eier beißt.
or
Upon this john a ghost resides
maliciously his time he bides -
if too much time you take here shittin'
then from behind your balls get bitten.

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