Ever wonder if electrons get lonely?

I tried to date an electron once, but I could never figure out her position on any subject without disturbing her and her whole orbit of friends.

Negative.

Nah, they just vibing doing their thing.

It’s cool they’re into being cucked by bigger subatomic particles

They’re getting one-night stand action with photons though. Bohr caught them in action

If I recall correctly, electrons in s orbitals have a nonzero probability of being observed inside the nucleus. So I guess they would be less lonely?

Electrons are fine. They are in a band somewhere filling holes.