I will bury you
I will bury you
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You go into your house and get me 5 Adderall, or I'm going to slit your throat, kill your family, and rape your dog!
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TJ Miller had the best delivery. Shame he turned out to be so unbalanced.
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Erlach is hilarious, all throughout that show. I stopped watching in season 3, but the first 2 seasons are pure comedy gold.
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This brought back a memory from college. This was at Cal Poly Pomona sometime in '97. I used to take my N64 to the communal area with a big TV in my dorm to play multiplayer games. I spend like a solid month no-lifeing the time trials when MK64 came out and had a reputation for being pretty much unbeatable. This other guy who everyone said was also really good at the game challenged me and I had the most intense match on Rainbow Road ever; it was neck and neck almost the whole race. I won in the end, but it was close. Fun times.
Nowadays, of course, I would go online and be instantly destroyed.
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My wife and I play Fortnite every once in a great while. You get to thinking you're hot shit and then some 12 year old sneaks up on you and shoots you in the face. There's always a bigger fish I guess.
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Man i absolutely destroy my neighbor's kids in Mario Kart. Years of playing Beerio kart in college have made me an absolute monster at house parties.
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"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? "
"No!"