My now wife dropped her single status 7 times in the first conversation we ever had. So I asked her to go hiking with me. She agreed for some reason. Strange person she just met asking her to go alone in the woods with no one around?
Ayy just about my exact experience.
Me: Do you like hiking?
Her: No, not really.
Me: Oh that's too bad. I was going to say we should go walk sometime, it's really fun.
Her: Well, uh, hiking isn't that bad....
Oh nooooooooo now I have to re-watch a ton of casually explained videos noooooooooo
Incidentally, he just made a follow up to this video recently.
Is the printer one really supposed to be flirty? It just seems rude to me...
Yup, definitely Canadian.
My now wife and me were talking a day before our second date
Me: oh so yeah there is a new restaurant pretty close to me and they serve food from your country. Haven't been there yet. Want to check it out?
Her: nah save your money. I will come to your place and cook.
She did and the meal was amazing.
I'm the outdoors type, and I have fucked this up on dates SO many times.
Last gf: SECOND date I take her out to my camp in the swamp. Yes, private land in the fucking boondocks. She was so outgoing, adventurous and into me I didn't think about it! Few weeks later told me she was scared shitless.
My new wife is a total city girl from Manilla. SECOND date I met her at a local hiking park at sundown (she was late, OK?!). It's in the city, but still kinda wild.
"But what if there are bears?"
"I mean, it's possible there are black bears, but they're not coming near a human talking and making noise, and I have a pistol if it comes to scaring one off." (Yes, I said that. Figured she knew I had a pistol, her ex was a gun nut, she kept hugging and feeling me all over on our first date, couldn't hide it.)
She stood there in the last pool of streetlight, violently shaking her head side-to-side.
"Hey! It's OK! Let's go find something to do downtown!"
Later told me she was afraid I'd drag her off in the woods and murder rape her. Gods I'm dumb. She took my hand in marriage, still scared of bears. Worked out!
Ha! My now wife realised on our first date that she was in a strange town, with no one she knew, and no one knew we were on a date. Cue her drunkenly asking me if I was an axe murderer and if I was going to chop her into little bits.....about 40 times....
I decided not to mention I collect knives until the 3rd date.
One girlfriend. First date included getting in my car, and ended with me taking her to my house. We played Sonic 🥰
But yeah, someone trusting you enough to get into your vehicle the first time you meet them is on one hand awesome ❤️ but on the other hand, like, dude be grateful I'm not a serial killer 😂
Why not? Most humans are reliable and it's hard to find hiking partners.
I like that your description doesn't preclude the possibility that you, and she, never returned from the hike.
I had a chick offer me her number so I could give her directions but I just looked up the place and showed he the route on google maps, I didn't catch on till someone who over heard asked if I was just being rude
She even said "I'm trying to give you my number!" and inside I'm like duh we already went over this
I once had a girl stop me in the street and ask me for directions back to her hotel. She said she was new in town and wanted to meet some locals. I showed her on the map that it was on the same street as we were standing, just four blocks down. She laughed and said something like, "Im not sure, can you walk there with me?"
And I pointed and was like "its literally that building down there!"
And she goes "Oh... " and wandered off, then crossed the street and went into a cafe
To this day Im not sure if I missed out on getting laid or losing my kidneys.
Either way, it've been an adventure.
When I was young I missed so many signals (though I dare anyone to understand the signals sent by a teen tomboy) I married the woman whose first move was a hug
After being married, then after being divorced and too broken to date then I saw every signal, but they all quietened down (or I was missing them) when I was ready to date again
Some non-signals are pretty bold though - at a recent music festival a woman wanted to kiss every man present. I'm not up for cheating so I dodged her
She wasn't out on the hunt, she was on ecstasy
I had a girl start choking me when we made out in the back of my van for the first time. I have never been choked nor choked, so I didn't really know what to do in the moment, just rolled with it. Later asked her about it and asked "is that what you like" to which she obviously said yes. People are horrible at communication, no wonder that relationship failed.
If you didn't agree to it beforehand, that can be an unpleasant experience and possibly break your relationship.
I mean, maybe she's just Canadian right?
We, uh, we choke people?
It's a reference to this classic
i was referring to the running joke that Canadian people are always nice
You didn't get the memo?
There was that over prime minister not too long ago who choked a reporter
“My tooth hurts so bad I could choke you?”
It’s a mistery.
You might want a dehumidifier if misteries happen often enough.
Sounds like an Ace meme
I felt like that after I got wisdom teeth removed.
She wants a tall glass of water. Thats it
"Oh, ok."
goes to get water from fridge to give to them
Please, can someone be so kind and explain me why choking has become such a fetish/kink?
I'm already aware of the mechanics behind it but I want to understand what motivates someone to turn a life threatning situation into sexually pleasing.
It doesn't and shouldn't be life threatening. It's the feeling of light-headedness that enhances everything else that also surrounds that kink. You're actually not supposed to choke your windpipe but instead squeeze the sides of the neck to slow down but not stop blood flow. If done right and for short amounts of time it shouldn't be life threatening at all. Of course with like everything else there's a lot of people who don't know/don't care about the proper way to do it and end up just chocking their windpipe and stopping their breathing, which is extremely dangerous.
My partner is super shy about it. She said she fantasizes about being taken advantage of, but obviously she would hate it irl. It's a role play thing; there's lots of, "you okay? Do you need me to stop? Etc...", and then right back into the dirty talk. It doesn't have to be an asphyxiation/ lightheaded thing either. It's a lot like getting whipped, having your hair pulled, getting bit/ scratched, etc...
I think a lot of it has to do with how women and sex are depicted in the media, and that creates fetishes growing up. Some people also like certain parts of the body. I noticed most people who like to get choked, like hands.
Are you expecting some kind of rational answer? A fetish or kink is basically defined by the sexual desire for something irrational. You can ask how that desire feels to possess or how one goes about playing out that desire in a safe consentual way... but you can't really ask why, why doesn't really come into it. It is sex, all of it is weird.
I am, in fact. People can be extremely coherent explaining why something floats their boat and some other thing does not.
Feet, ankles, legs, tits, ass, pork and beans, ballons, clowns, wiped cream, chips, dips, chains and wips...
Most people can explain why something appeals to them.
But what I specifically want is a rationalization for why choking as become such a mainstream fetish lately.
Tricking the body to release it's natural pain killers which also feels really good.
This might help.
Because the brain weirdly likes it. Oxygen deprivation can lead to a felling of being high or being more aware.
God I wish that were me
The dude or the girl? 😏
Yes
shiet and here i was reading manga with this type of story (mc rewind time when dies) and in this pic he just rejected girl's advances (sauce is: Dungeon ni Hisomu Yandere na Kanojo ni Ore wa Nando mo Korosareru) also as wn reader i gotta warn those who'll start it, it's some "Inception" type of shitA wn reader?
Might mean webnovel.
me reading it: oh its not that bad
!chapter 5 oh, he woke up gently... big mistake!<
Try web novel https://zetrotranslation.com/novel/my-yandere-girlfriend-hiding-in-the-dungeon-kills-me-over-and-over-again/ >!dungeon is just the prologue, after he finish dungeon that girl gonna snap and destroy the world and then he'll meet god and god be like: bruh u fucked up now go 100 years prior to save the world, and lemme remind you, story started with story how mc have extremely rare white hair and was hated because some person with white hair 100 years ago betrayed humanity, also picture i commented before is from after the moment you commented, she was kinda mad when he rewinded time, look up raws!<
now my usual motto is "let things go"
choke choke
