This reminded me I play an online game with a guy who signs in as Testicles, the Greek philosopher.
80 0 ReplyAh yes, I for one live by the Testiclecratic Oath.
16 0 ReplyMy partner recently bought me a stuffed cat that has giant balls. It's hilarious, long story. Anyway I've named him Bophades.
12 0 ReplyBophades
I'm familiar with the legend, yes.
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Can someone help me out and tell me how they would be pronounced?
I think I got par-teh-cleese.
Moe-leck-you-leese?
80 0 ReplyMoe-leh-cleese, to make it more like Hercules = Heracles in Greek.
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Just like tentacles and obstacles!
40 0 ReplyAnd testicles!
30 0 ReplyThe mighty Testacles, completely immune to any type of scrotal discomfort (like a true manwhore).
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I can no longer read tentacles without thinking "Don't buy a boat."
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I would also like entomologists to pronounce the insect orders properly. That 'p'? It belongs to the '-ter'. It's 'pter', for wing. As in 'coleo-ptera', the 'shield wing', not 'col-e-OP-tera'. Or 'neuro-ptera', the 'lace-wing', not 'neur-OP-tera'.
We actually put the accent on a syllable THAT DOESN'T FUCKING EXIST in the Greek.
Fucking nonsense.
37 0 ReplyHelico-pter
8 0 ReplyI learned from ESLs. Sue me.
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Brain has been patched. I can't undo this now.
27 0 ReplyLemme ruin 'testicles' for ya too.
7 0 ReplyOne man's ruin is another man's treasure
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Poseidon's naughty child, Barnacles.
20 0 ReplyI petition that henceforth all words be pronounced in the spirit of Greek heroes
16 0 Reply"My testicles itch."
17 0 ReplyAll hail the mighty Testicules!
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All hail the great Johncles
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Particle man particle man
16 0 Replywhen he's underwater does he get wet? or does the water get him, instead?
9 0 ReplyNobody knows
5 0 ReplyIt took this post and recent bio classes to realize that this line refers to the hydrophilic nature of water molecules, so the reason it is a question if he gets wet underwater, is because a water molecule can't get wet, as it's water, and even if he isn't a water molecule, they're attracted to all particles including other water molecules, so the water would definitely get him.
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Does whatever a particle can!
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I find this hilarious
Where do I sign?
15 0 Reply15 0 ReplyI can't see my own post!
21 0 ReplyStruck down by the gods.
22 0 ReplyIt's a ghost!
11 0 ReplyMe neither
6 0 ReplyI can see it just fine, it says . . .
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Also Thermo-meter rather than ther-mom-eter would be good
12 0 ReplyBi-cycle instead of bi-sickle or motor-sickle instead of motor-cycle
6 0 ReplyOne instance where the german pronounciation actually makes sense
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I will never not pronounce them that way now that I have seen this.
10 0 ReplyReminds me of the fact that Helicopter is a compound noun of helico (spiral) and pter (wing).
9 0 ReplySo you're saying it's pronounced helicopter, and not helicopter?
9 0 ReplyAnd it's also spelled accordingly!
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I love me some Buffalo chicken pters.
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This really should be on change.org.
7 0 ReplyYup, just as any other useless petition that does nothing lol
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Incontinentia Buttocks
7 0 ReplyRomanian intensificare
6 0 ReplyGot my vote
4 0 ReplyUripades? Umendades?
3 0 ReplyHow are they pronounced?
1 0 ReplyMolec-ulēs and partic-ulēs
4 0 ReplyNah, the heroes.
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Molleck-Yoo-Lees and Parr-Tick-Lees
3 0 ReplyHonestly, go with the epic version.
3 0 ReplyThe English pronunciation would be "her-Q-leez"
For the Greek pronunciation, if I remember what I was told, the long "E" at the end should actually be short; the "R" is mixed with an "L" sound; and the "H" is silent.
Pronounced something like "eee-lrak-aice"
3 0 ReplyThanks!
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