Substance found in White House confirmed to be cocaine
Substance found in White House confirmed to be cocaine
Subsequent testing confirmed that a powdery substance discovered by the Secret Service at the White House on Sunday was cocaine, a law enforcement official said.
Well, it is called the White House.
Don't think this is really onion-y. It was found at one of the tables where visitors put their belongings when going through security. I'm honestly shocked this doesn't happen more often. TSA deals with dropped drugs on a daily basis. Hell there are containers in some airports specifically to throw away your illegal items.
Shitty Life Pro Tip: Rummage through the illegal item container at airports to score free drugs.
Right after drinking the forbidden jungle juice at the beginning of the security line
I wouldn't be stunned if illicit substances have perennially been in the White House for a century or more. It's a hostile, high-stress work environment. Of course people are going to medicate.
I’m sure that staffer is both A: pissed and B: terrified about the investigation.
Hunter Biden “Breaking News” in 3…2…
And of course Tom Cotton immediately climbs down into the Fox cesspool to complain that White House security needs to be thoroughly investigated. Sure, let's do more useless investigations rather than actually getting anything useful done.
Like, in a bad way?
If you’re gonna bring coke, you gotta bring enough to share with everyone!
It's only polite.