ULPT: If you do office work and want to get some time for yourself, head to fakeupdate.net and enter fullscreen to simulate an endless windows update
ULPT: If you do office work and want to get some time for yourself, head to fakeupdate.net and enter fullscreen to simulate an endless windows update
Prank your friends and colleagues with fake update screens!

Works for mobile too
I just slack off and anyone who has an issue can fuck off.
23 0 ReplyHow long have you been a CEO?
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I don’t even need that for an endless update or computer locked up scenario. My work-issued laptop has those features built in!
14 0 ReplyThen collegues says: "Oh there's a windows update!" and try to do it too but can't find it.
Crickets
6 0 Replytry to do it too but can't find it
blame microsoft idk, it's probably gonna work
12 0 Reply"Oh I think I postponed the last one"
10 0 ReplyI've never met a soul eager to update windows
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*fakeupdate.net cannot be hold accountable if office is entirely outfitted with MacBooks or Linux devices.
6 0 Replywe don't use windows
6 0 Replyjust put a fullscreen png of kernel panic lol
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Please tell me it sits at 100% forever!
4 0 ReplyI don't know, I never used it "seriously"
2 0 ReplyShould also do some large file write operation in the background of the device has a hard drive activity light
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Hey boss i couldnt finish that report its been updating for 3 hours now, see?
Sloppypuppy, you have a mac…
Ohh fuck
4 0 ReplyOn the website there are MacOS updates too
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lol
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