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Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world no banana @lemmy.world 12mo ago

Fishing

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That would be a catfish hooker, though I hear they taste like ass.
Hopefully the "other fish in the sea" i keep hearing about
Fetish
Starfish.
- Yup, chocolate one. Might even get some hotdog flavoured water too.
  
  I was today years old when I discovered that it only took me 23 years to understand the title of that album.
I don't know the name, but it tastes like ass.
- Did you ever eat ass?
  
  I did, as dry sausage. It's excellent
Grindr Fish.
Brown trout
The wide-anused assfish
- This unique construction is designed to catch the fish from the tail end rather than hooking in the mouth.
*Fishposting
- Damn it
Goth
- Big tiddy?
I would love to share this with friends if it didn't misspell "y'all".
- Looks like it's pronounced "yuh-all." Ick.
  
  Gotta get that "y'all all" or "all y'all" going if that's what they're going for.
- Better than "you'll"
Anal ~~fissures~~ fishes
You catch all the bAss.
Bears.
- Beets
  
  Buttlestar Galasstica.
Kanye ... Was the first thing I thought
catfish?
- My answer too
The best fish.
Adventurous housewifeicus
You could catch a shark... And the girl cuddling it, with this... Hook.
Human shaped fish

I think they're called mermaids or something, idfk.
In Germany we catch an Aal
I know it's not, but kinda looks like a shower curtain hook
Gimpies
🐟🎣
y'all not ya'll
Mermen, aka Taxfish
Skitt-fiske
... an oarfish?
A shit-fish Randy Bobandy
That's way too small
New fish! New fish! New fish!
Serious question: what's the loop on the right for? No way anyone's fitting their balls through that.
- It's so you can tie it around the back with a rope. Either tying the hands together or something else so that when you tug it goes deeper.

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