Did you hear about the guy who was fired from the keyboard factory?

I heard he was even trying to take control. In the end though, he was just able to get home.

Reminds me of the guy who used to work at the dairy processing plant. They caught him skimming.

Well, maybe they should have some key performance reviews.

Good thing they were keeping tabs on him.

He'd just barely entered this field, but he may need to return to his old one

Previously, the poor guy worked at a fab for mobile processors. The task was simple, catch wafers falling from machines fast. Guy has RISC'd his ARMs for the job.

Those keyboard factory owners really like control.

He said he had it under control, but when management zeroed in on keeping tabs on this guy, they noticed he was still missing shifts. When confronted, the guy escaped before they could Caps Lock him inside for further questioning.