2y ago

Watching mouths fill up with towels

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Bowel obstruction jokes aside, this shit seems like it could kill people so don't actually do it.
- The scale is off in the photo. Here's a video of someone showing how they work and the "pills" aren't pill sized.
  
  I can't turn on the sound while I'm at work so maybe it explains it...but doesn't the idea of adding water to the towel to expand it defeat the purpose of a towel? Like if I'm wiping up a spill, a soaking wet rag isn't going to be super helpful. I guess it depends what you want to use it for. Maybe I'm just caught up on the world "towel" when it's really more like an expandable wet wipe. Idk.
  
  Yay! More single use disposable garbage!
  
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- They're pretty big though. You'd have to be swallowing something the size of a toilet tank cleaning tablet.
  
  "Good news everyone: It's a suppository!"
- If I find myself at Coachella somehow I'm taking one myself.
  
  Understandable.
  
  Id have have two just to feel 'normal'
Put one in a capsule that dissolves slowly. Swallow one when you're hungry. Feel satiated for weeks. Loose weight
- And it’s self-wiping when it comes out.
- Unfortunately it's all fiber 😅
- For the hungry hoopy frood on the go!
- You can probably do without the capsule, those are slow
Are these for real? How big are these towels? How? I know raincoats that are like these but those things are like a tiny layer of plastic.
- Well that's disappointing 😔
Chaotic evil
Just smoke a lot of pot with them (Go reference, anyone?).
Slap on instruction to swallow hole with plenty of water and sell them to old people as food supplement that helps joint pain.

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