"See that lab Tech over there? All he ever does is just clean the same tools all day"
4 0 Reply"Jo, can you hack this instagram account for me? Shouldn't be that hard, everything needs to be the same in your world"
4 0 ReplyPeople pay me money, and then I worry about the same things that they worry about, only more eloquently.
3 0 Reply"Dude just talking to people, everyone can do that".
3 0 ReplyWhat's your job?
1 0 ReplySocial work and sex ed with a smidgen of research.
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I am a programmer, which means that either I sit around doing nothing all day because chatgpt is doing my job, or I am the guy fixing printers around here.
2 0 ReplyI move little icons around, press little square buttons and the higher-ups are happy
2 0 ReplyBean counter.
2 0 ReplyTo be clear, this is not to insult on anyone's job. It is a just way to observe if the workers are aware of their occupation's stereotypes or not.
2 0 Reply"So, you just spend all day reading books, right?"
2 0 ReplyUnemployed
2 0 ReplyFuture unemployed person :)
1 0 ReplyWe put crap in kids heads that they'll never use later in life.
1 0 Reply"Man, this motherfucker just wanders around the store with a clipboard and a scanner all day."
They're not wrong.
1 0 ReplyI prep the stuff, put it in a machine, and pray everything looks okay when it comes out. I also prep other stuff, load it onto a different machine, and hope everything comes out looking okay. And then there’s a whole different set of stuff that I prep a lot of, check to make sure it looks okay, then send to a different team who will prep it in a completely different way.
1 0 ReplyChef or content manager?
2 0 ReplyNeither, although I think it would be cool to be a chef.
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I make executives look good via fancy PPT and PBIs (business consultant).
1 0 ReplyThe man who knows the arcane knowledge of fixing printers and finding lost emails
1 0 ReplyWe pick things up and put them down.
1 0 ReplyI used to tell people to turn it off and back on again. Now I tell other people how to tell people to turn it off and back on again.
1 0 ReplyIT team managers unite
1 0 ReplyYup.
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