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𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒 @lemmy.world

2y ago

Hes very sophisticated

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They're called alligator wrenches for a reason.
- I named mine Allen
@theKalash@feddit.ch this one is not a Dinosaur, he is my plumber
- Finding a good handyman has really become hard.
  
  I'm sorry, I can't pay the bill... Maybe we can find some... other form of payment?
It will take a while
- He gets paid for the job, not by the hour
- But how can you differ? It can easilly be done later...
who needs all these fancy tools when you've got this thing with 2 jaws and a ton of clamping force? Snap-On should be worried
the future is going to be so weird when we have living street lamps and genetically-engineered rats&pigeons that are compelled to clean up our all our garbage. perhaps we'll have genetically engineered crocodile engineers to fix up our infrastructure too. genetically engineered wasps that clean our building facades. genetically engineered window cleaning birds with a squeegee shaped beak.
- Whatifalthist is that you?
  
  christianity is the sole reason why genetically engineered crocodiles exist
- I bet if you genetically engineered a croc, some other croc genes would fix the change.
Flashbacks to when I got my first dental bill.
Found the Vesk mechanic (starfinder)
Exterior crocodile alligator. Watch me adjust this pressure regulator.

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