The amount of chips a fast food place serves. I had to throw all this away because I was full. They should serve smaller portions.

Bro, you couldn't ask them for a bag to take it back home with you? Instead you threw it away? Now that's the infuriating bit.

Move to NYC where your dream is a reality

Get used to paying $18 for a plain burger and $8 for barely seasoned fries

I actually sympathize. My wife and I are small, so when we eat out, it’s usually just an appetizer and a main dish that we share, and then we still need to ask for a box.

My friends love eating out with me because half of my food usually makes its way to their plate and sometimes they get to finish my beer.

Here’s a tip. Take those fries home and stick them in the fridge. Fry them up in an omelette later.