Okay, hear me out: This might seem odd, but the delicious combination of tangy blue raspberry and melted, uh... swiss? cheese that I can see there just might be the best thing you've never tried.
But why does this look better than some of the dishes on c/foodporn?
To whomever made this monstrosity of a creation:
THE CRIME IS YOUR FOUL EXISTENCE; THE SENTENCE IS DEATH!
THIS is a MELT!
*lol