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2y ago

Putin pardons two cannibals because they fought against Ukraine

www.pravda.com.ua

Putin pardons two cannibals because they fought against Ukraine

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Thank you Russia for protecting us against those evil Ukranian Nazis by checks notes releasing back into society cannibals and murderers who dismembered teenagers, stabbed a single victim 666 times, murdered cats and dogs and cut the breasts off teenage girls before cutting out their tongues and hearts.
- Ogolobyak is said to have counted out the stabs aloud until he got to 666.
  I thought that part might be a bit over dramatized, but nope, he did it.
  "He served in the Storm Z unit for six months... He is disabled after being wounded. He can walk, but the wound was a serious one. He isn’t working yet, he’s recovering. He’s not likely to be drafted back into the special military operation
  Keep in mind that Russia is redrafting people with only 80% blindness, so if the Russian army didn't want him after this disability, it either is a very serious disability, or he is lying.
  
  Or they are just saying that for the moment
- Not to mention, they're probably from a prison, neo-nazi gang, aswell.
- They really did find the dogs of war...
  
  Dogs aren’t that ugly
- That's the difference between Neutral Evil and Chaotic Evil.
Can't wait until there is a community called CannibalsAteMyFace
You have to admit it’s 100% on-brand.
Meat's back on the menu boys!
Jesus. My tired, ready for bed brain refused to read this correctly. Thought it was saying Putin pardoned cannabis users for fighting in Ukraine. Blinked a couple times and it finally got though.
Quite an understatement, but this is wild shit.
Quentin Tarantino has become PLAYER 1

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