case when horror then omg else jfc end fml

I can only pray that that's some (bad) ORM-generated code because that's the only way I can bear to keep breathing.

The only explanation is that this was written on a TV.

that's exactly why I'm not a fan of automatically generated DB backends data frameworks. the abstraction often can't handle edge cases and looking under the hood is often a horror

What idiot wrote that one by hand